What keep running through my head is that small line within The Cabin in the Woods..."Help Me. Help Me. Help Me."
Been very busy.
I just wanted to take a short time and share with you some things I saw on the Freeway and Highway in the past three days. People freakin' amaze me!
So, my friend and I are on our way to the Women's Expo in Phoenix. We're cruisin' about 85 MPH on I17, when we pass this vehicle doing about 80 MPH. This bitch is holding a hand held mirror in her left hand on the steering wheel and Using her right to put on mascara! I kid you not! At 80 MPH!
The next thing is in a small sports car. Very foreign...Never saw one before...and I am a muscle/sports car freak. This was the smallest sports car I have ever seen. It was swerving over the lines. So we, wanting to stay safe, blew by this guy. I kid you not. This old man had his sunglasses on and his head slumped. I think he was nodding out...at 80 MPH on I51!
Now the kicker was this morning...on my way to work on HWY89A. The highway patrol had a guy pulled over and he was initiating a sobriety test...at 9:00 AM! What the hell people?!
There are some crazy ass, mother fuckers out there. Lord Jesus, help us.
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